Panty Droppers (No Money Back Guarantees)

I don’t listen to it, I feel it, I fuck to it. I’m talking ‘bout good old fashioned R&B, the take yo’ panties off music. Ladies, you ever had dick so good while a song is playing in the background and you hear that song again and get wet? I hate when that happens at work! Then I lose focus and the only thing on my mind is fucking, like, for the rest of the day. So much for those deadlines.
I can be riding in my car and hear a song and think to myself “I can’t wait to fuck to this song.” I get to moving around in my seat, practicing my choreography. I mentally get my outfit together complete with accessories. Then I gotta Shazam that bad boy, add it to Spotify and do my thing to it later. You’re welcome.
Fellas, remember that cassette you had back in the day called ‘Slow Jams Mix Tape’? You know you had one, everybody had one to two or three. That tape was intended to be a soundtrack for some good ass lovemaking. You imagined doing some really freaky shit to those songs while you were putting that tape together, recording the songs off the radio hoping not to get the DJs voice at the end of the song. Another man’s voice when you are about to climax would certainly kill the vibe. Some of you got lucky on those tapes, others, not so much. I still got my slow jams tapes and CDs, hell, I’m with the times, I got my playlists digital now.
There are some songs that just sound so good you can’t help but to think sexual thoughts when you hear them. There are so many out there but here is a pretty solid list that will increase the chances of you getting some. C’mon, don’t think you just gonna press play and she’s gonna get on her knees or bend over and pull her panties to the side. You have to set the scene. Dinner and wine pairs lovely with great music. If you don’t get any, it might be that YOU couldn’t seal the deal, don’t blame it on me. But if you do make it happen, send me an email at valentinevixen@readtheselipz.com and tell me all about it. I can get my 50 shades on while I’m at the red light.
These are some of MY favorites from the past and present. This is by no means an all inclusive list but damn, I can’t come up with all the answers. Who do you think I am? This is just a taste. Now, go taste her and happy humping.

The Greatest Sex – R. Kelly
Inside My Love – Minnie Ripperton
You Are My Woman – Tian
Don’t Say Goodnight – Isley Brothers
Moments In Love – Art of Noise
Make Me Say It Again Girl – Isley Brothers
No Bullshit – Chris Brown
Earned It – The Weekend
Marathon – Raheem DeVaughn
Untitled (How Does It Feel) – DeAngelo
Jupiter Love – Trey Songz
Make Love To Me – Luke James
Any Time, Any Place – Janet Jackson
In The Mood – Johnny Gill
Alone, Together – Daley
Jaded – George Tandy, Jr
Femininity – Eric Benet
Heaven – Kem
Mirror – Ne-Yo
Lose Control – Silk
U Send Me Swingin’ – Mint Condition
Come Inside – Intro
Slow Wine – Tony Toni Tone
He Loves Me – Jill Scott
After the Dance – Marvin Gaye

Hood Bonus Tracks (These rappers done got nasty, I love it!)
Or Nah Remix – The Weekend, Wiz Khalifa and DJ Mustard
Private Show – T.I. and Chris Brown
Recognize – PARTYNEXTDOOR ft. Drake

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